Funny Hinge Prompt Answers for 'You should not go out with me if'
Set playful boundaries with these funny dealbreakers. These answers show your standards while keeping things lighthearted and entertaining.
The Prompt
You should not go out with me if
10 Funny Answers to Copy
#1
You don't believe in Taco Tuesday
#2
You think Ross and Rachel were NOT on a break
#3
You eat pizza with a fork (this is non-negotiable)
#4
You're one of those 'I don't watch TV' people
#5
You don't like dogs (we won't work out)
#6
You think Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie
#7
You're a morning person who judges night owls
#8
You don't season your food (red flag)
#9
You think pineapple belongs on pizza (dealbreaker)
#10
You're going to judge my reality TV obsession
Frequently Asked Questions
Should these be real dealbreakers?
They can be lighthearted exaggerations! The humor shows personality while hinting at what actually matters to you.
Will this turn people away?
Only people who aren't right for you! These playful boundaries help you find compatible matches while entertaining others.
Can I mix humor with real standards?
Absolutely! 'You don't like dogs' might be genuinely important, and that's okay. Humor makes it easier to state.