Funny Hinge Prompt Answers for 'This year, I really want to'

Share your yearly goals with humor using these playful answers. These responses show ambition while keeping expectations hilariously realistic.

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The Prompt

This year, I really want to

10 Funny Answers to Copy

#1
Finally use my gym membership (it's been collecting dust since January)

#2
Master cooking something other than pasta

#3
Stop buying books I'll never read

#4
Become the person who responds to texts within 24 hours

#5
Learn to fold fitted sheets (it's impossible)

#6
Use all the subscriptions I'm paying for

#7
Stop pretending I'm going to start meal prepping

#8
Actually finish a show before starting three new ones

#9
Remember to water my plants before they die

#10
Finally organize that junk drawer

Frequently Asked Questions

Should yearly goals be achievable?

For funny answers, relatably unachievable is perfect! Everyone jokes about unused gym memberships and unread books.

Will humor make me seem unmotivated?

Not if it's clearly joking! Self-aware humor about common struggles is relatable and shows you don't take yourself too seriously.

Should I have serious goals elsewhere?

Balance is good! One humorous prompt won't define you, especially if you show depth and ambition in other answers.

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