Funny Hinge Prompt Answers for 'My self-care routine is'

Keep it real with these hilariously honest self-care answers. These funny responses show you prioritize wellness even if your methods are unconventional.

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The Prompt

My self-care routine is

10 Funny Answers to Copy

#1
Canceling plans I didn't want to go to anyway

#2
Online shopping at midnight (retail therapy counts, right?)

#3
Watching trash TV until I forget my responsibilities

#4
Eating ice cream directly from the container

#5
Scrolling TikTok for 'just five more minutes' for an hour

#6
Taking a mental health day to do absolutely nothing

#7
Buying myself flowers and pretending someone sent them

#8
Having full conversations with my pet

#9
Napping like it's an Olympic sport

#10
Ordering takeout instead of cooking (saving my energy)

Frequently Asked Questions

Should self-care answers be healthy or honest?

Honest is better! Perfect wellness routines can seem fake. Real, imperfect self-care is relatable and endearing.

Will 'lazy' self-care turn people off?

The right person will love it! It shows you're human and know how to decompress, which is actually quite healthy.

Can self-care be funny?

Absolutely! Humor about self-care shows you don't take yourself too seriously while still prioritizing your wellbeing.

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