Wholesome Hinge Prompt Answers for 'My best dad joke'

Share your family-friendly humor with these clean, clever jokes. These wholesome dad jokes show you value innocent fun and would be great around kids or family gatherings.

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The Prompt

My best dad joke

10 Wholesome Answers to Copy

#1
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up

#2
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear

#3
How do you organize a space party? You planet

#4
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged

#5
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

#6
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish

#7
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved

#8
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems

#9
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese

#10
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together

Frequently Asked Questions

Do clean jokes limit my appeal?

Not at all! Clean humor is universal and shows you're comfortable in any social situation, which is a huge plus.

Will this attract family-oriented matches?

Often yes! Wholesome humor signals you'd be great around family and in diverse social settings.

Should I keep jokes PG?

For your public profile, yes! You can show other sides of your humor in private conversations once you've connected.

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